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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Sharon makes a high-rise boo boo

I thought this email was hilarious, and since Sharon doesn't have a blog, I'm posting it for her!

----- Original Message -----
From: Sharon
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:25 PM
Subject: [GD] So......

.....on Sunday we had Dana and Kate over (Byron's brother and fiancé) for dinner. They brought their dog so that our dogs could play together. When it came time to walk them her and I went down walked the dogs and got back in the elevator all the while carrying on a conversation. Kate pushed the button to my floor and then while still talking we get off. I open the door and we both walk in. I look around, something doesn't look right. At this point her dog (who was not on a leash) runs full speed into the apartment. I ask "Byron why did you move the runner?" No response, then I see the shoe rack has also been moved so I ask "Byron where the hell did the shoe rack go and why did you move the runner was their an accident, what happened" Then I hear "why are you in my apartment" I look up with this panic expression only to see a guy in only his underwear. My mouth drops Kate screams "MARON, MARON COME NOW" then we left in tears. Shit that was so funny and embarrassing for all. Turns out Kate pushed floor 16 the floor her sister lives on.
So today I get in the elevator to walk the dog and it stops on the 16 floor only for him to get on. Lets say that was the most silent and awkward elevator rider EVER!

So that is my story and yes beer was involved.


January is usually a boring month (what with following exciting December)... Nothing much has happened to me this month.. I attended the United Way of London and Middlesex campaign celebration this evening. They unveiled that they raised 7 million dollars, slightly above their 6.85 million dollar goal. I attended in my capacity as the UW Employee Campaign Chair for our office. I had to leave early and rush back to work to oversee some junk removal though, and since I'm still on Atkins I wanted to get outta there before the cake was cut.. I was lucky that the "hors d'ouevres" only consisted of cheese, crackers and veggies and dip..