I've been authorized to have some people up to my Mom & pseudo-step-father's cottage in Muskoka for the weekend. It's a rustic cottage/cabin with no running water or television, between Gravenhurst & Bracebridge almost on Kashe Lake.
 
Hopefully this works out. I started my Atkins diet in preparation for the beach, and through hell or high water I'm going to the beach! Casino Rama is 20 minutes away as well, and I suspect we'll make it there, perhaps to sneak into their hotel/pool/sauna shower facilities...
 
Should everything work out, I'm putting my diet on hold for Saturday and Sunday, it'll take only 3 days for my body to return to ketosis and back on track for this diet.